It's a Trap
The day before yesterday Frank told me his girlfriend has found him out. Apparently it was a result of Apple unifying phone number and apple credentials and delivering iMessages to all authenticated devices. She took his iPad with her out of town and I sent a lot of nastily solicitous SMSes .Awkward questions ensued.
He also told me he told his girlfriend he wanted to break up some weeks ago.
Obviously he has been hiding his feelings all this time and is planning to rush over and plead his case as soon as he is legitimately free.
Come on, love me already.
I don't want to get stuck endlessly regurgitating when it becomes clear that I am still just good for a beer and a fuck.